Wal-Mart part deux

So today I go to Wal-Mart. Luckily I am already dressed for work so I dont have to worry too much about being put up in the ‘wal-martians hall of fame'. I was doing just fine in the self checkout until the lady came over and said I needed ‘help’ b/c there was an error. Well, on my side it was letting me checkout just fine and she didnt seem to comprehend when I wouldnt let her take the items from my hand to scan!!! It was like 2 ladies fighting over the last tickle me Elmo on Christmas Eve! So the ‘help’ she gave me put me behind about 10 minutes – everything I scanned from that point on made it stop and need an override! Is that some sort of job security she has worked up? And then after we are checked out and she is standing right there completing the process she walks back over to her ‘helper’ podium and as I start to walk away acts like we have never met before, proceeds to act like the airline counter agent from Meet the Parents, smiles and asks to check my receipt!!!! Umm….OK – Hii…..remember me? You just did an override for 95% of the items in these TWO bags. Yeah, that was me, yeah...right over there about 2 feet from here... – nice to see you again! And then at the door, as if I look like I would steal $5 clearance items of paint by number craft items I am asked again by the 95 year old door guy who cant even see my cart much less read the disappearing text on the glossy magic paper receipt!!! Where were these Cartel security the day the lady didn’t scan anything on the bottom shelf of my cart? Beer, cokes, waters…… Probably about $75 worth of goods that walked out that day!!!! YES, people waiting to turn me in……I turned around and tried to pay for them but the ignoramus behind the register didn’t get it and sent me to customer service!!!! I mean, if I have to spell it out for you to take more of my money I am thinking you probably don’t deserve to have it!!!! My good deed that day cost me about 45 minutes on top of the money I had to force down their throats!