Honesty of Foreigners

So, I get a text today from a friend saying she is getting a pedicure and the lady says (out loud) 'you lazy right? you need to work on beauty more' !!!! Really? I mean there is truth serum and then there is just rude. My friend says she has the heels of an elephant so the lady was really just pissed that she had to work so hard to get them to actually look like human flesh. And she said she appreciates her frankness like the Ukrainian guy at RunTex who told her she has fat feet! I guess I am just rude when it comes to responding to such 'frankness'. I asked her if her LAZY foot reflexed into a LAZY kick in the teeth if she had a full set. And for certain my tip would have be a little 'LAZY'.... And for the running shoe guy I would have pulled out my phone and found the same shoe my fat foot was trying on at RunTex and loudly announced that Wal-Mart has the same pair on sale for $14.

Thanks J for the material! Priceless.

Did remind me of the time I was buying shoes at DSW and the lady checking me out was saying she had the same pair and for some reason kept talking and looked at me and said "oh, well we are probably the same age anyhow - Mid 40s?" As I tell her I am 35 and I must not have looked in the mirror that morning and was probably just having a bad face day if I looked near her age.....I suppose. I could have asked for a mirror for us to look into TOGETHER and ask her "honestly, do you really think we look the same age?" I know sometimes I can get a little dark and have the 'something like mary' leather thing going.... but really? Come-on lady.....get over yourself. AND, I cant wear the same pair of shoes that a mid 40s rude, ignoramus BEEEAAATCH wears! Now, let me be clear - I have some 40 and 40+ friends who absolutely look like they are in their 20s and can kick my lazy ass so THOSE are not the 40s folks I am talking about so iron out the panties and put your feathers back in already!

One more story it reminds me of is a friend of mine in the military reported back on a hospital visit where in the curtain next to her she hears the nurse look 'down there' and just say uhhhhmmm, hold on, let me get the doctor. Then the doctor comes and ever so politely says "Good Lord it looks like ground meat, what have you been doing to it?"