So I am at the light and next to me is a woman tweezing out her chin hairs and of course I have to double-take and look to be sure I am seeing what I am seeing and YUP that is what it was - a perfectly normal looking person just chilling at the light pulling out HER chin hairs. Now, I am not judging b/c I have a some unwanted nose hairs of my own that seem to grow to an unsightly and impossible length and thickness overnight but I dont think I would be grooming at a stop light. Sure, maybe in the Wal-Mart parking lot but not at a light with people on each side of me! So, I am feeling uncomfortable and have to act busy. But why on earth am I the uncomfortable one in this situation? Unless for some reason she thinks we cant see her just b/c she is inside of her car, if she doesnt care why should I? What I should have done, as I do for those caught picking their nose, is honk and wave. This is always fun b/c you get those who act like they arent doing anything, like they dont see you waving or just wave back like...'yeah, hi....who me? what?' or the best ones are those that are nuckle deep and arent even phased by the honking and waving of their neighboring vehicles.....hope it was a good one!
I also think I saw a lady giving herself a breast exam while driving. I cant be perfectly sure, but I know I saw nip, both hands in the air and she didn't seem to be having a good time or anything and had the position of the breast exam. My main concern here is that there were no hands on the wheel. Now there is privacy and then there is safety. But I guess if you are so busy you cant feel yourself up in the shower rather than in the car that might be the least of your worries.
I think the worst thing I have done in the 'privacy' of my car is paint my toes.
The moral of the story is that unless you have illegally dark tint on your windows or you are parked in your garage than the inside of your car is not a very private place......and spare us the public grooming. You wouldnt trim your toes at a restaurant would you? Dont answer that.
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