What do you call a Deer with no Eyes?

I have no Eye Deer! Get it? HA. What about a fish with no eyes? FSH! ah ha ha HA. Hearing my 4 year old tell it is much more entertaining and phunny!

Oh boy, a blog. What is a blog anyhow? Who came up with that word? I am sure the google can tell me, but I am too busy typing to go check it out. Let me know would ya?

So, I post on facebook my punchy thoughts and often I just dont have enough space to really tell the whole story so this should be fun and probably WAY too much information for the comfort of my husband. He was convinced I was going to talk about my period on FB! Nah, I will save that for the opening of my blog!!!

Todays funny story was a lady in the store pointed to a painting of Micheal Jackson and asked her 4 year old boy "who is that?" He looked at it inquisitively for a second and not very confidentley says "Obama?" I had to laugh out loud and really couldnt stop and almost peed my pants. But I was told by one of my OLDER friends when I turned 35 that people my age easily pee their pants!

So, who reads these? Only people I invite? Just me and myself, and I and my other 4 personalities? I am sure someone will also tell me that.

OK, here goes....